December 2011
49 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 27th
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i have discovered my next tv obsession.
time to go and get ready for bed then curl up in my polar bear dressing gown and begin an inevitable addiction to “new girl”. what could possibly be better than a sitcom with zooey deschanel?
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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finally caught up to the latest ep of...
if bobby’s dead, i will literally cry so much. i’ve been on the verge of tears about three times during this episode and i don’t think i could handle him actually dying.  i’ve always liked him, but since ‘weekend at bobby’s’ in season 6 i have so much more respect for him; until that point you don’t really realise how much everyone relies on him....
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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mmm morning world.
hello bacon sammich, kindly get in ma belleh.
Dec 26th
thenewavengers replied to your post: thenewavengers replied to your photo: i currently… Overall, you have good legs, alright? hahh okay, i shall just take the compliment, thank you :)
Dec 25th
thenewavengers replied to your photo: i currently look something like a polar bear. so… Those legs, damn oh, so you go for the “covered in a combination of cuts/scars/bruises” look then?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
so yesterday night
hydralisks: bear grylls was on the graham norton show (i think it might have been a repeat or something as it was about 2am) and i said to henry ‘i’d fuck bear grylls’. his response was: ‘you’d fuck anyone that isn’t me!’. so, in true jennamarbles style, i am making this post to prove that i wouldn’t fuck ‘anyone’, just this list of specific men: 1. johnny knoxville: 2. sean plott/day[9]...
Dec 25th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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i forgot how much i missed the sofa/tv/sky/the...
so damn good to be home.
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
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just got back from a night out.
so naturally i’m casually chilling in bed in my underwear eating potato wedges. COOOOL.
Dec 14th
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so i got my assignment in on time and i now have...
FUCKING YEAH! i think this means for the next three nights i’m attempting to do a hat-trick.  - my housemate rachael and i have both had two deadline nights back to back so we’ve been working insanely hard, so we want to reward ourselves with a night out tomorrow.  - wednesday is my LAST MOTHERFUCKING CHEER SOCIAL OF THE YEAR FUCK YES (and i shall be dressed as a christmas tree). ...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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ugh american lit essay due in 4.5 hours.
*kills self*
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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hydralisks: i woke up at 8am this morning this is the earliest i have ever woke up at uni how the hell did i get up at 7am every day for sixth form and it wasn’t a problem i ask myself this every single morning/afternoon when i finally get up.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
Dec 11th
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why does time go so slowly when waiting for hair...
i hope this looks good. gah.
Dec 11th
mindless dash scrolling > assignment work.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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so, amongst our uni's sports teams, us...
tonight, the lacrosse twats are going out dressed as cheerleaders to “prove they’re a better team than us”.  every week on wednesday nights all the teams have their socials in the same place, and we always end up having slanging matches across the pub. we’re just going to get our revenge by chanting “you can’t play a sport, so you play lacrosse!” because...
Dec 7th
nothing of particular importance to do today.
so rach and i are going to go shopping! two more christmas presents to buy; mum’s and my secret santa’s. not entirely sure what to get my secret santa yet but i’m sure it won’t be too difficult.  i’m in a happy mood today. i think it’s due to beginning my day with a lie-in, a bacon sammich, one direction, florence and the machine then chatting in the kitchen...
Dec 7th
hydralisks asked: what's this? lauren has actually been updating her blog?! i don't believe it!
Dec 6th
currently going through old tagged photos of me on...
i pull some seriously unnatractive faces. i’m tempted to make a huge collage of them to remind me not to pull them in future.
Dec 5th
i got the dress!
mumma and dad got it for me as a christmas present; i’m now sitting in it and i never want to take it off. i am a happy bunny.
Dec 5th
thenewavengers replied to your photo: thinking of dyeing my hair back to this colour…… Cute :3 thank you, but that doesn’t answer my question :P
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
i miss my girls. i really need them right now. cannot wait to see nina tomorrow; i need a hug.
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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still hasn’t quite sunk in. 
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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oh good god i feel old.
i just had a sudden urge to watch s club miami (idek, i need to be shot), and so i looked it up to see where i could watch it online and i found out it aired in 1999. NINTETEEN NINETY FUCKING NINE. WHAT EVEN. my face did something like this: i now feel insanely old. i also could well end up spending the entire night watching s club miami because i have nothing better to do with my life.
Dec 3rd
i was just talking to my mumma about the beautiful...
she said if i find out how much it is and it’s less than £60 and i buy it her and dad will give me the money back so i can have it as a christmas present.  my parents are the best <3
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd